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ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME, KNOWS THAT I ALWAYS SPEAK MY MIND. I'M NOT A LIAR-----
 I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED A LIAR-- AND I HATE  BEING LIED TO!
  FROM TIME TO TIME I GET A "LITTLE" (understatement) PISSED OFF ABOUT STUFF, AND FEEL THE NEED TO VENT SOME OF MY FRUSTRATIONS.  WHEN I HAVE A GRIPE, I'M GONNA PUT IT HERE! YOU MAY OR MAY NOT AGREE WITH MY VIEWS, BUT WHAT THE HELL, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY !!



FEB. 29, 2016


I HATE PEOPLE

It's been quite a while since I've been so motivated to sit down and put my feelings in print.
But I have just about reached the end of my patience. In general, I HATE PEOPLE!!!! No, not "ALL"
people, but MOST people.  YOU.... the IDIOT sitting at the GREEN light, texting on your phone...
I HATE YOU you inconsiderate FUCK!!!  YOU.... the ASSHOLE that won't go the speed limit as long
as I'm behind you, but then you speed up and cut me off if I try to get around you.... I HATE YOU
you inconsiderate FUCK!!!  YOU.... The DIPSHIT that has no clue where you are going until you
get there and figure out you need to be in the left turn lane, but you are three lanes over to the
far right, and then STOP COMPLETELY until you can creep over across the lanes.... I HATE YOU
you inconsiderate FUCK!!!  YOU.... the PRICK that KNOWS what exit you need to get off the
interstate, but you are SO MUCH more important than everyone else WAITING in line, that you
go around everyone else and force your way in so that YOU don't have to wait.... I HATE YOU
you inconsiderate FUCK!!! You.... the PIECE OF SHIT that is MORE IMPORTANT than everyone else, and
runs the red light because you're in a much bigger hurry than the rest of us.... I HATE YOU
YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK!!!

I could go on and on and on.....

AND I PROBABLY WILL!


STAY TUNED.........


SEPTEMBER 16, 2013

WELL, THERE WAS A "NEW" STATION OUT OF BATON ROUGE THAT WAS PLAYING SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF, WITH LIMITED COMMERCIALS, AND NONE OF THE REPETITIVE BULLSHIT THAT YOU HEAR ON "THE BAYOU".....
GUESS WHAT! THEY CHANGED THEIR FORMAT OVER THE WEEKEND, AND NOW THEY PLAY MOST OF THE SAME SHIT THAT "THE BAYOU" PLAYS, WITH SOME EXTRA REALLY SHITTY  SONGS THROWN IN! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE IDIOTIC STATIONS THAT PLAY THE SAME SHIT OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER?
IT IS LITERALLY A "RADIO WASTELAND" HERE IN NEW ORLEANS! YOU WOULD THINK , THAT AS MUCH AS NEW ORLEANS IS KNOWN FOR IT'S MUSIC, THAT THERE WOULD BE SOME REALLY ASS KICKIN' RADIO STATIONS IN THE AREA.....
DREAM ON!
IF YOU WANT TO HEAR GOOD MUSIC AROUND HERE, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD CD ASSORTMENT , AN iPOD, OR SIRIUS FM........
WHAT A FUCKIN' SHAME!

AUGUST 11, 2012

What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?????  #2

What a bunch of FUCKIN' ASSHOLES are on the roads these days! Every time I am on the streets trying to get somewhere, it ends up taking about twice as long as it should, because of the STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS that DON'T HAVE A FUCKIN' CLUE what they are doing or where they are going! These stupid fucks slow down and sometimes even stop for a GREEN LIGHT! And if they are at a red light that changes to green, they are so FUCKIN' PREOCCUPIED doing something besides paying attention to driving, that they sit there until somebody that IS paying attention, lays on the horn, and then they SLOWLY creep away! YOU STUPID FUCKIN' ASSHOLES! PUT DOWN THE FUCKIN' CELL PHONE! FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU ARE GOING BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND PAY ATTENTION TO DRIVING! DRIVING IS MULTI -TASKING, WITHOUT ALL OF YOUR OTHER ADDED FUCKIN' DISTRACTIONS! I'm pretty much convinced that at least about 80% of the people on the road could not pass a fuckin' drivers test if they had to.

HANG UP AND DRIVE DUMBASS!



MAY 10, 2011

What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?????


Every day of my life, it seems like people piss me off more and more! If it's not the dumb fuck talking on a cell phone sitting at a green light, it's the motherfucker that does not have a clue where the fuck he is going....Fuck People, get your heads out of your asses and PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!!!!
HAVE A PLAN! GET A CLUE! SNAP OUT OF YOUR FUCKING STUPOR!
Read the fucking paper, do your fucking make up, eat your breakfast, lunch, or dinner, BEFORE YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!!! Have some consideration for people other than the STUPID MOTHERFUCKER looking back at you in the rear view mirror when you are checking out your fucking hairdo!
  I ran an ad for some old motorcycle parts on craigslist. I had the full description of the parts,with a picture and the price, and my phone number in the ad, but some fucking rocket scientist sends me an email and asks me for my phone number! WHAT A
FUCKING DIPSHIT! I figured if he was too fucking STUPID to see the number in the ad, HE'S GOT NO BUSINESS RIDING A FUCKING HARLEY, much less with any of MY parts on it! I ran another ad for something else and got calls as soon as the ad came out. All the
info that anybody might want to know, I PUT IN THE AD! Yet these stupid fucks call me up and want me to tell them about it! READ THE FUCKING AD DUMBASS! Then there's the fucks that tell you they will be there at a certain time, so I make arrangements to
be around when they say they'll be here, AND THEY DON'T FUCKING SHOW! No call, no nothing! And then some fucking asshole calls and asks where is it and can he come see it.... I say sure, do you know where such and such subdivision is? He says yes, and before I can give him the street and address he says, "ok, I'm gonna come by and see it" and hangs up!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
It just goes to show you that the old saying is pretty much true.....

"AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS, HALF OF ALL PEOPLE, ARE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON"
(unknown)



OCTOBER 1, 2010

CLASSIC ROCK? WTF?

I MUST BE GETTIN' REALLY OLD! ARE THESE SO CALLED "CLASSIC ROCK" STATIONS HAVING THAT MUCH TROUBLE FINDING REAL CLASSIC ROCK SONGS TO PLAY? WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT! IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO A "TOP 40" STATION! THEY PLAY THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER & OVER! HEAVY DOSES OF JOURNEY, RUSH, BOSTON, HEART, PAT BENATAR, FLEETWOOD MAC, FOREIGNER, OZZY, AND THE LIKE! AND THEN THROW IN SOME "BUBBLE GUM" ROCK, LIKE "CENTERFOLD", "SCHOOLS OUT", AND "NO MORE MR NICE GUY", AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ANYMORE...... SHIT!!!!!!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON "FREE BIRD"! THAT'S GOTTA BE THE WHININGEST FUCKIN' SONG EVER RECORDED! NO WONDER "TALK RADIO" IS GETTING BETTER RATINGS THESE DAYS! AND THEN THERE'S THE MINDLESS FUCKIN' COMMERCIALS THAT ARE PLAYED OVER & OVER AS WELL!

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIG OUT ALL MY OLD ALBUMS AND A TURNTABLE, AND TRANSFER THEM TO CD'S AND MY IPOD!!!

FUCK A BUNCH OF "CLASSIC ROCK"!

TEXT BAYOU 95.7 AND TELL THEM HOW SHITTY THEY ARE!

TEXT TO 20357

THEY LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU!
HERE'S MY PICKS FOR THE WORST AND MOST OVERPLAYED "CLASSIC ROCK"

1: FREEBIRD (AND GENERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BY LYNYRD SKYNYRD)(FUCKIN' WHINING SHIT!)
2: ANYTHING BY OZZY (BLACK SABBATH WAS COOL IN THE 70's, BUT HE'S FUCKIN' WASHED UP NOW)
3: ANYTHING BY HEART (WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE IN ROCK & ROLL BANDS)
4: ANYTHING BY FLEETWOOD MAC (SEE ABOVE)
5: ANY OF ALICE COOPER'S BUBBLE GUM CRAP
6: ANYTHING BY JOURNEY
7: ANYTHING BY RUSH
8: ANYTHING BY FOREIGNER
9: ANYTHING BY BOSTON
10: ANYTHING BY FOGHAT
11: ANYTHING BY REO SPEEDWAGON
12: MOST LED ZEPPELIN


MORE TO COME.............

JUNE 2, 2010

HANG UP AND FUCKIN' DRIVE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? A VEHICLE IS DEADLY ENOUGH WITHOUT SOME DUMB FUCK BEHIND THE WHEEL TRYING TO TALK OR TEXT ON A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING! MOST OF THE DRIVERS I SEE ON THE ROAD ARE ALREADY AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN!  AND THEN THESE ASSHOLES HAVE A CELL PHONE, WITH ALL THE "APPS" ON IT, AND JUST HAVE TO CALL OR TEXT SOMEONE WHEN THEY SHOULD BE PAYING FULL ATTENTION TO THEIR DRIVING! EVER SEE SOMEONE SWERVING, RIDING THE BRAKE, SITTING AT A GREEN LIGHT, OR DOING 25 MPH IN THE FAST LANE? CHANCES ARE THAT THIS IS SOME DUMBASS ON A CELL PHONE...
I PROMISE, THAT IF I AM EVER INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT CAUSED BY SOMEONE WHO IS ON THEIR PHONE AT THE TIME, AND I AM ABLE TO WALK AND MOVE AROUND AFTER THE ACCIDENT, THIS ASSHOLE WILL NEED TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TO HAVE THEIR CELL PHONE REMOVED FROM THEIR ASS!


DECEMBER 22, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS?

YEAH RIGHT! BAH HUMBUG! HAVE YOU DEALT WITH ALL THE ASSHOLES DOING THEIR SHOPPING? WHAT A FRIENDLY BUNCH OF FUCKS! ON THE STREETS TRYING TO GO SHOPPING? JUST DON'T GET IN ANYONE'S WAY--YOU'LL SEE THEIR TRUE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!  WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT! FUCK A BUNCH OF PRESENTS ANYWAY. THE BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS IS THE TIME OFF AND BEING WITH PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT!  THE REST IS BULLSHIT!

FEBRUARY 5, 2007

RECENTLY, I HAD AN ADMINISTRATOR FROM A SITE THAT I WAS A MEMBER OF, PUBLICLY HUMILIATE ME FOR THIS SITE. HE EDITED MY POSTS, AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THAT FORUM, THAT THIS SITE WAS FULL OF VULGARITIES! WHEN I CHOSE TO REBUTT HIM ABOUT IT, MY MEMBERSHIP WITH THAT SITE WAS DELETED, ALL MY POSTS WERE DELETED, AND I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM PARTICIPATING IN THAT FORUM ANY MORE.
IF ANYONE ELSE, FEELS THAT THIS IS A "VULGAR" SITE, PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.
I TEND TO RELATE TO THE "REAL WORLD" IN "REAL WORLD" TERMS, AND GENERALLY SPEAK AND WRITE MY OBSERVANCES IN THOSE "REAL WORLD" TERMS. I DO , HOWEVER, MAKE EXCEPTIONS FOR "PRESENT" COMPANY, AND CAN CONVERSE WITH MOST PEOPLE IN TERMS THAT ARE NOT OFFENSIVE TO THEM.
GIVEN THE NATURE OF THIS WEBSITE, AND THE "REAL WORLD" LANGUAGE CONTAINED HEREIN, PLEASE BE FORWARNED.
I CALL 'EM AS I SEE 'EM, AND PULL NO PUNCHES.
FEEL FREE TO HIT THE  X  AT THE TOP RIGHT OF YOUR SCREEN TO GET OUT OF HERE, OR, KICK BACK, ENJOY THE "REAL WORLD", AND TELL THE REST OF 'EM TO

T A F F A A R D !
( TAKE A FLYING FUCK  AT A ROLLING DONUT )



APRIL 5, 2006


Well---I knew that eventually I would get enough of this shit, and today I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!! What am I talking about? Ever since Katrina came through and ended life as we knew it, we have been dealing with the aftermath of the storm. If it's not bad enough that we still have all the devastation left by Katrina,  many businesses, if they were able to reopen, are still running with skeleton crews, mail service sucks, there is more traffic on our roads than ever, construction supply costs have skyrocketed, AND --- GET THIS! WE HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY! Being from Texas originally, it never really bothered me to see a Texas license plate now and then, because I often wondered where in Texas the people were from and what had brought them to our city. NOW, when I see a Texas license plate, all I can think is " ARE THERE ANY AMERICANS IN TEXAS ANYMORE?"  We have OFFICIALLY been overrun by MEXICANS! --or "TEXICANS"  as it were................. These "TEXICANS",  DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH --- HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR "OUR PEOPLE"--- ARE LOOTING OUR ECONOMY --- AND DRIVE LIKE TOTAL ASSHOLES!  There are huge numbers of these "TEXICANS"  here now, many of them illegal, living wherever they can find a room,vacant lot, or even just a place to park and sleep in their vehicles. They have no sense of respect for anyone other than the group of "TEXICANS" they are with. They travel in groups, and cause congestion wherever they go because of their inability to communicate in ENGLISH!!!  
AND--THEY HAVE ADDED TO OUR CRIME PROBLEMS----

WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE PROBLEMS HERE!
THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

With another hurricane season fast approaching, and as bad as this sounds, I hope there is another major hurricane this year, BUT--- I hope it goes to TEXAS this time! That should be enough "payback" for letting all these "TEXICANS" into THEIR state, and hopefully be a reason for them to GO BACK TO TEXAS, or WHEREVER THEY CAME FROM, and LEAVE US ALONE!





TEXICANS GO HOME!








I HAVE NOTICED LATELY, THAT SOME PLACES WITH AUTOMATED ANSWERING SERVICES, ARE NOW GIVING THEIR INSTRUCTIONS IN ENGLISH, WITH OPTIONS AVAILABLE IN SPANISH, IF YOU "PRESS 1".
THIS IS, AT LEAST, A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION...HOWEVER, I STILL FEEL THAT IF YOU MAKE AMERICA YOUR HOME, THERE SHOULD BE NO NEED FOR ANYTHING BUT ENGLISH. IF YOU COME HERE FROM A COUNTRY THAT SPEAKS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, DON'T EXPECT US TO ADJUST TO YOU. THIS IS AMERICA.....WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE! LEARN TO COMMUNICATE IN ENGLISH AND FIT IN WITH THE AMERICAN WAY. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE HERE AND DON'T CARE TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE, YOU DESERVE TO BE EXCLUDED FROM THE LIBERTIES WE ENJOY!


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WHEN SOMETHIN' PISSES ME OFF, AND I DON'T
FEEL LIKE WRITIN' A  WHOLE BIG DEAL ON
IT, I'M GONNA GIVE NOTICE RIGHT HERE. CAUSE ME
OR MY FRIENDS GRIEF, AND YOU JUST MIGHT END
UP HERE TOO! THE RANKINGS  SHOW THE
LEVEL OF DISPLEASURE  ATTRIBUTED TO EACH ONE.

I CALL IT--------


----THE LIST----
WE HAVE A NEW LEADER!
LAST UPDATE: NOVEMBER 21, 2017

BACK ON TOP AFTER QUITE A WHILE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST!
1: JEFF. PARISH WATER DEPT.
( THESE PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN  EVER-- RAMPANT INCOMPETENCE ABOUNDS-- CIVIL SERVICE--EOE--ENOUGH SAID )
( I HATE THEM )

2: HARLEY-DAVIDSON of NEW ORLEANS
THEY HAD A SPECIAL "FATHER'S DAY" PARTY, WITH FREE
FOOD, A BAND, AND A DRAWING FOR A NEAT LITTLE ONE MAN BOAT...
I WENT.... I ASKED  "HOW DO I GET ENTERED IN THE DRAWING FOR THE BOAT?"
THEY SAID  "YOU GET A TICKET FOR THE DRAWING WITH ANY PURCHASE"
I SAID  "NO PROBLEM, GIVE ME A SET OF PLUGS"
SO I GET MY PLUGS..... AND THEN THEY TELL ME  
"SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF TICKETS FOR THE DRAWING"
FUCKIN' ASSHOLES!

3: DEMOCRATS
WHAT A BUNCH OF CRYING, SNIVELING, CROOKED, LIARS!
TRUMP WON!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

4: COCKS CABLE



5: MOBILE AUTO
SCAM ARTIST ALERT!
MY TRUCK HAD A BLOWN INTAKE MANIFOLD GASKET..... THIS MOFO SAID I NEEDED TO REPLACE THE WHOLE MOTOR..... AND HE COULD DO IT FOR ONLY $5000.00!



6: METLIFE
(HAVE HAD THIS INSURANCE FOR MANY YEARS... WITH OVER $4000 WORTH OF DAMAGE FROM HURRICANE ISAAC, AFTER DEDUCTIBLE AND "DEPRECIATION", I GOT A CHECK FOR $103.00....WTF!)


7: ENTERGY
( I THINK I'M GONNA BUILD ME A WINDMILL! )




8: McDONALDS, BOOST MOBILE,  PEPSI, H&R BLOCK, POPEYE'S,
& EXXON (THE SIGN OF THE "DOUBLE CROSS")
( FOR PERPETUATING HIP-HOP WITH THEIR JIVE ASS AD CAMPAIGNS )
( I'M NOT LOVIN' IT !  check this out   365black.com )
( I'VE GOT YOUR "PEOPLE" HANGIN' RIGHT HERE )

9: "SHITHEADSWORLD.COM"
( A BACK STABBIN' ASSHOLE )
( what comes around goes around )


10: TEXAS
( FOR LETTING ALL THESE "INVADERS" IN AND GIVING THEM DRIVERS' LICENSES )

11: MOST AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS
( JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU BUY NOW HAS THE PRODUCT INFO IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN ENGLISH )
( THIS IS AMERICA---DO NOT CATER TO SOMEONE WHO CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH !! )


12: PHONE SOLICITORS

( I HAVE A TENDENCY TO  NOT VOTE FOR "CANDIDATES" THAT CALL ME !)
( DON'T CALL ME ON MY PHONE TRYIN' TO SELL ME BULLSHIT! )
( AND DON'T CALL ME IF YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH ! GRRRR! )


13: SPAMMERS !
( NO-- I DON'T NEED A BIGGER PENIS OR BIGGER BREASTS; I DON'T WANT VIAGRA, CIALIS, OR PENIS PATCHES; I DON'T HAVE ANY CREDIT CARDS TO CONSOLIDATE; I DID NOT APPLY FOR A REFINANCE LOAN ON-LINE; I WON'T HELP ANY NIGERIANS GET 20 MILLION OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY; I DON'T WANT TO BUY PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ON-LINE; I DON'T WANT THE "HOTTEST" STOCK MARKET TIP; I DON'T WANT TO SEE WOMEN WITH FARM ANIMALS;  I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CAN REVERSE AGING WHILE BURNING FAT, WITHOUT DIETING OR EXERCISE; I DID NOT INQUIRE ABOUT BUYING A FAKE ROLEX WATCH;  I DON'T HAVE ANY BANK ACCOUNTS THAT I NEED TO UPDATE INFORMATION ON; AND,  DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA  BUY SOMETHING FROM YOU IF YOU DON'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT? )
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU ASSHOLES !



14: LA. DEPT. OF HIGHWAYS
( for the PISS POOR condition of the roads )


THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM HERE... ALL I NEED
IS A REASON..... AND YOU ---- MAKE---
--- THE LIST---
HERE'S SOMETHING THAT WAS SENT TO ME---
I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHERE ON THE SITE TO PUT IT, BUT I FELT LIKE IT NEEDED TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE, AND TECHNICALLY, IT IS " BITCHIN' " SO HERE IT IS---

ARE WE RACIST ?

You pass me on the street, and sneer in my direction.
You call me “whiteboy”, “cracker”, “honkey”, “whitey”,
“gringo”, and you think it’s ok.

But when I call you nigger, kike, towelhead,sand-nigger,
Camel jockey, beaner, gook, spic, or chink, you call
Me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you,
So why are the ghettos and barrios the most dangerous
Places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin
Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You
Have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Hashoah, You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi,
You have the NAACP, You have BET.

If we had WET(white entertainment television),
We’d be racist.

If we had White Pride Day, you would call us racist.

If we had White History Month, we’d be racist.

If we had an organization for whites only, to “advance”
Our lives, we’d be racist.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students
Scholarships, you know we’d be racist.

There are over 60 openly black colleges in the US, yet,
If there were “white colleges”, that would be a racist college.

In the million man march, you believed you were marching
For your rights. If we marched for our race and rights,
You would call us racist.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange,
And you’re not afraid to announce it. But, when we
Announce our white pride, you call us racist.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But when
A white police officer shoots a black gang member
Or beats up a black drug dealer running from the
Law and posing a threat to society, you call him a
Racist.

I am proud. But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be Racist?


( THANKS M. Z. )


MY ANSWER-----

DOUBLE STANDARDS !


3 WORDS TO END RACISM---

"GET OVER IT !"
(MICHELLE OBAMA ON THE REV. WRIGHT ISSUE)





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